You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!!

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South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ (ie., terrorists) to register.
Five-dollar registration fee for persons planning to overthrow US government (!!)

Huh?!...

No joke! Terrorists who want to overthrow the United States government must now register with South Carolina's Secretary of State and declare their intentions -- or face a $25,000 fine and up to 10 years in prison…
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BTW, If you have a subversive group and live in South Carolina, and would like to file in compliance with the law, here is a pdf registration form for your convenience.

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The Age of Spin

Today’s report by the BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) set the revised unemployment rate at 9.7%, as of Feb. 5, 2010, down from last month’s 10%! Yay! Things are getting better…

But wait…the 9.7% is based on very structured and limited criterion, designed to cast a positive spin on the nation’s unemployment. Ie., a false reading.
(OMG!...You’re kidding!...Who would do a thing like that??...)

Oh, the Bureau of Labor Statistics, that’s who…

The real figure of unemployment is 18%!!
And that is no joke.
Want to put it in context? Try this on: if you're standing in a group of five people, one of you is unemployed.

What’s the truth?
It is very likely that the 18% is a smidgen high, and the 9.7% is drastically low.
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Let’s Get Together, Yeh, Yeh, Yeh…Why don’t you and I combine…

Whenever a lot of bank execs meet, it raises eyebrows. When they meet “in secret” in Australia, slightly out of the way, then something is afoot. They’re not just comparing notes.

One of the most famous secret meetings of bankers (a very small number) took place in 1913 on Jekyll Island off the eastern coast of the USA. The result of this meeting was the Federal Reserve Act signed by President Wilson, which led to the creation of the Federal Reserve Board, and the US Central Banking System…the most insidious and most bilking banking system ever …

Now how much would you pay?...
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The face of Pluto (the planet, not the dog) has changed in just two years.

If you have seen the movie 2010, the sequel to 2001, and book penned by Arthur C. Clarke, then you’ll recall at the end, that Jupiter changed the color of its surface, thanks to the replication of billions of tiny monoliths, which resulted in Jupiter going nova and being turned into a second Sun…etc…etc. (Rent the movie if you want to know more.)

So now here’s Pluto. Its surface is…well, changing colors.
WTF?...
What year is this again?

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