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This just in from our “Duhh!” Department:
“Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke said joblessness, home foreclosures and weak lending to small businesses pose challenges to the economy as it recovers from the worst recession since the 1930s.”
from businessweek
(Gee, You think?...)


“A new (?!?) study finds that regular walking for exercise may keep women from having a stroke.”
(We don’t know yet about men.)
from usnews


Scientists Devise A Means For Human Bodies To Break Down Carbon Nanotubes.
Carbon Nanotubes? Those artificial things invented by Scientists, stronger than steel, that haven’t been tested at all and wouldn’t even be in the human body in the first place except for the Scientists who made them? Those carbon Nanotubes??
from popsci.com



Famous Last Words Dept.

Alan Greenspan, on his long tenure as Former Chairman of the Federal Reserve:
“I was right 70% of the time.”
from cnn


Donald Trump:
“We could make toys in this country… They don’t have to be made in China…China is sucking money from us, and then loaning it back to us…China thinks we are the dumbest sonofabitches in the world.”
from money.cnn

“Being angry is a mental illness” – Psychiatrists
from naturalnews

(Next stop?? > Being angry is a criminal offense???...)
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